With What We Are Endowed...

Memoirs of a Geezer!

Reflections and Observations -- A Bright Passage from the Fantasies of Youth 

to Illuminations of Advanced Maturity!

This Episode:             ...With What We Are Endowed!...

"Don't Take the Word of a Geezer or Just Any Old, Odd Passer-By...  It is Written!..."  According to prominent economists in this country, One (1) Percent of the wealthiest Americans own and control approximately 40% of the nation's wealth.  That's rather staggering information, unworthy of a democracy, and pretty damn sad, what?!

We -- the other 99% -- have often heard it said that anyone in this country can "pull her or himself up by her or his bootstraps and achieve enormous wealth and success."  What a load of crap, and who the hell even has bootstraps these days??!!  Imagine all of the factors that would have to coalesce to enable one to attain enormous wealth and financial success:   Inner Fire or Will to do so, Opportunities, a Grubstake or a Purposeful Start from a Wealthy Parent or Relative, Race and Skin Color, Environmental Factors, Particularly Effective Mentors and Role Models, Educational Opportunities...  This "bootstraps" thing -- meaning the silly notion that "anyone can attain big, giant piles of riches" -- is a thinly-disguised pretext for justifying the acquisition and maintenance of great wealth, power too, one can only surmise!  

At the risk of being labeled a Geezer Socialist, I'm guessing most of us don't really strive to amass great riches; we don't want the strain of it, the loss of anonymity, the prospect of relatives and strangers banging on our doors asking for loans or enormous monetary gifts, not to mention the needs and wants of mendicants, both individual and organizational!  Hell, I'm

Not every obscenely rich individual had piles of money bags
handed to him or her.  Consider this guy, um...  McCluck or
something...  He is or was self-made, I think.
You'd have to Giggle his CV to be sure!

not suggesting we don't all want financial security and reasonable comfort. Certainly we ALL do!! Many, probably most of us, would vote for mere economic comfort, vs. enormous great gobs of money glutting and bursting out of our mattresses, underground concrete shelter vaults, safety deposit boxes and offshore numbered bank accounts...  Oh, and bulging wallets that make it uncomfortable to sit, giant, stuffed purses that can make us stoop-shouldered!  

What I'm trying to convey is...  A tribute to the ordinary citizen, an homage to those who plod along in life doing their utmost to keep life and limb together, to keep their families and those in their care fed, clothed and sheltered!! We, the "99" should all give enormous thanks to ordinary people who, happily, still control some 60%!! (Hope that figure grows rather than diminishes!!)



Apologies -- This is just an aside:  We have to get big money the hell out of politics. All that money simply buys politicians, turns them into prostitutes (mostly of the male variety!) and breeds rampant mediocrity!! Imagine the talent that would emerge if candidates didn't have to be bought and paid for, but could actually devote real talent and desire to the task of serving the public (on that hard-to-imagine "even playing field"!!) That used to be the case...  consider Harry Truman, for example! The list of the poorest includes U.S. Grant, Harrison, Garfield...  even Tom Jefferson. Jefferson!... for pity sake!! He wasn't purchased by some rich Cocky brothers or greed-driven, power-nutzo corporate mogul dullards!   

Back to the subject at hand (at least I think we're headed there)! As individuals, all of us should be judged based solely on that with which we are endowed!  (For some reason I considered adding to the aforementioned "title line"...  "may the lord make us truly thankful!"...  borrowing either from a certain "Food Prayer" or the movie, Oliver!)  And, of course, how we use our talents and acquired skills and opportunities -- however modest or great they may be -- to maximum advantage, in order to serve our families and communities to the best of our separate, personal and individual abilities! Put another way, most of us do what we can, do the best we can, with what we have!!!

I'm of the opinion that each of us becomes her or his "composite self" -- probably on average by age 30 or 40, some younger some older -- based on the many elements or ingredients that inform and instruct our lives:  Parentage, Environment, Positive and Negative Role Models, Education, Educational and Economic Opportunities, Health, Travel, Experience -- both personal and work-related...

And look here...  When you enlist in the US Military,
they give you such beautifully tailored clothing!

Experience, I think, is huge, an enormous factor in personal development. Example:  I enlisted in a branch of the US Armed Services upon graduating from high school. It was one of the great learning experiences of my life. An OD Green-Clad "melting pot" into which all colors, races and religions were deposited chaotically. My various barracks mates, friends and fellow "GIs" throughout military service were Caucasians from every pocket of the country, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, Latino 
Americans... We co-existed; we got along, not always perfectly, but no one died violently in the process, and great, even lasting friendships were formed. (And we traveled!  Travel is an extraordinary teacher, an incomparable learning experience! Repetitive, yes, but it bears repeating!... Turkey, Italy, Germany, Morocco, Texas even...)   

Very early on in basic training, our chief sergeant / training instructor announced with absolute boldness and clarity, "There is no room for bigotry and racism in my squadron; I have zero tolerance for any behavior that isn't based in total equality..."  Imagine that kind of statement, that kind of attitude in the 1960s?! Sgt. Swellman was a model of fairness. He regarded and largely treated his recruits on the basis of that with which each was endowed... (Well, maybe with a few exceptions, like Airman Apple whom he made a "Road Guard"!

No one could hear his lisping, high-pitched voice announcing onrushing vehicles! Gratefully no one perished or was seriously injured!). Astonishing! I'll never forget the sergeant's words, and how he quickly forged a collective attitude and a code of acceptable behavior among a gaggle of highly disparate lunatics! How long those attitudes lasted following basic training is anyone's guess, but they prevailed, for the most part, during that period of time, that crucible of "Basic"!

I'd guess there could maybe be two among that original band of service brothers who might today be counted in the 1-percent of wealthiest Americans. Maybe not, but they seemed to be headed in that direction. (One of them had oil riches in his family -- a highly significant boost!) I wonder if they've retained some sense of equilibrium, fairness, a belief in equality. Some of the truly wealthy people I've known became (or already were) largely self-absorbed, self-important (with little or no justification), eventually devolving into the unutterably tedious. Too often those who've acquired and maintained great wealth lose their humor, the ability to poke fun at themselves, the thrill and excitement of "the journey." Not always, but too often!

On the positive side of things, those of us who continue to be mired in the struggle, who have retained a sense of fair play, equality, of fun and funny, and can still laugh at ourselves, our follies and flaws, are truly the lucky ones. We keep the wheels moving forward. We rule the earth (though the few would argue that assertion!); we steer the damn ship! We are interested and interesting! We continue to learn, to search and to explore... And many of us actually read! 

A Final Word:   Speaking of and Recalling Those Wonderful Days in Military Service, a Typical Conversation between a Career Officer and a "Non-Lifer"...  Mostly Accurate!    

The Major:  "Young airman, we think you could be officer material?!"
Recruit:   "Must you call me 'airman,' sir?  I feel as though I'm filled with helium."
The Major:  "Don't be impertinent!  We in the United States Air Force are always looking for exceptional young men for our officer corps!"

Recruit:  "I'm not sure, sir, that I'm ready to make such a long-term commitment. Perhaps I should remain an enlisted grunt."
The Major:  "Don't be an idiot, boy. Think of the benefits! The Officers' Club, better housing, enlisted tras...  I mean, enlisted men to shine your boots, refresh your drinks, salute you constantly and call you, 'Sir,' not to mention better food in the chow hall."
Recruit:  "And that's another thing, sir, 'chow hall'!  Such an unpleasant term for the dining facility."
The Major:  "Now see here!! I think you may be lacking in proper military bearing, young airman!  By the by, what time is it?"
Recruit:  "Um, I think it's about ten minutes past three in the afternoon, Sir."
The Major:  "What!!??  Sergeant, put this man on report. He hasn't learned how to announce the time in proper military fashion...  Silly, useless fellow... perhaps the stockade might be a better repository for this airhead, that is, airman!!..."
Recruit:  "Thank you Major, sir.  I've enjoyed our little chat."
The Major:  "Harrumph... (sputter, snort...). Oh, and sergeant, this man is out of uniform!  He's not wearing his bootstraps!!"          

Humbly submitted, 02-14-18 -- Joel K.

        

           

"...In The Service!"... Are People Actually Melting in That Pot?

Memoirs of a Geezer!

Reflections and Observations -- A Bright Passage from the Fantasies of Youth 

to Illuminations of Advanced Maturity!

This Episode:    "...In The Service!"...  Are People Actually Melting in That Pot?  

Many a time and oft, I've pontificated -- when engaged in a dialogue with acquaintances of dissimilar attitudes, beliefs and values -- suggesting that each of us becomes his or her "composite self " (for lack of a better descriptor), say at age 30 or 35, some younger, others older -- as a result of a the many and varied elements that inform our lives.  They include, perhaps needless to state, environment, upbringing, role models -- both positive and negative -- education, experience...  These among the factors that mold us, make us who we are.  Experience, I think, is a powerful force in the development of attitudes and values as we traverse our separate pathways.

Above is a graphic depicting a
Melting Pot, or, a "metaphoric
crucible" in which "...all manner of
people can blend together and
co-exhist in peace and harmony..."!
(paraphrased from a statement
by Pollyanna...  maybe?!)  

The absolute jewels of experience are the people we meet along the way, who touch and affect our lives in a positive manner;those who make a negative impact have a certain value too, particularly if we learn something useful as a result of the collision!  Obvious, perhaps, but I'm coming to the point!  

In my own experience, for example, viewed from the exalted elevation of Geezerhood...  a prime example is Military Service (and those who populated its ranks...  a life episode that included extensive travel)!  It was a harvest of diverse thoughts, ideas,  opinions, philosophies, personalities...    

Among "fellow travelers" and intersecting lives was that of Jonas B. whom I met at Goodfellow Air Force Base in Texas, perhaps we were in basic training together as well.  It's difficult and can be misdirecting to sift through memory from a distance of more than 50 years.  


Jonas may have had a small issue with alcohol.  On occasion his breath manufactured a fog of fetid mist.  Odd, I sometimes thought, because he frequently drank Aqua Velva and mouthwash when no other alcoholic "potable" was at hand.   His personality was strikingly potent and memorable.  Jonas was a Native American with a superb mind.  A dark-skinned Oklahoman, fiercely proud of his heritage, his gift to peers was tolerance and acceptance.  I enjoyed him, his stories about warrior ancestors, his humor.  I wonder if he's still among the living, or if alcohol claimed his brain and the oil wealth he was promised.  I hasten to add, Jonas was by no means the only individual whose consumption of alcoholic substances was prodigious and eclectic!  Black, white, red, brown and yellow, we all consumed our share in whatever form was cheap and available.  After-shave lotion was a novel variant, however...  perhaps an acquired taste?      

Air Force Security Service Tech School yielded the next posting...  A day before boarding a plane bound for Karamursel Air Base in Turkey, I had to visit a Philadelphia barber for a much-needed shave, singe, a haircut, a uniform brush up...  Foolishly, I lacked the funds to cover the entire expense of all those tonsorial services.  Jerry S., a former machinist from Chicago, and a fellow airman bound for Turkey, helped bail me out of the shop, rescuing me from the angry barber who held me by my uniform collar.  Tilted at a 45-degree angle from the door of the shop, I beckoning madly at passing GI's until required donations set me free.  

Like all "composite" human beings, Jerry was a paradox, an amalgam of biases and tolerance.  He had few kind words for the "hillbillies" who invaded his beloved Chicago from "The South," but acquired an acceptance of the many Black-, Asian- and Latino-Americans who peopled our shared military orbit.  Conversely, there were many in our ranks and stationed with us, over the course of a four-year enlistment, who clung to their racist attitudes and ideas like thieves clinging to sacks of pure gold coins.      

In Turkey -- a year-and-a-half tour that began in late 1961 -- four of us, typically, occupied each space in a large, concrete barracks.  In my case, an African-American, a young man from Guam, A Texan and myself.  In a room near ours was a Latino named Armando G.  A handsome lad, he collected women as some do baseball cards or stamps.  He challenged us to acts of absurd "bravado" such as placing lighted cigarettes in the hollow of our abutted arms to see who could stand the pain longer.  He  swallowed jars full of jalapeño peppers and dared the rest of us to match his ability to consume those fiery, stomach-destroying missiles.  Armando told us stories of deprivation among his family members, struggles to assimilate into North American "Gringo" culture while preserving their Mexican heritage.  He was impatient to return to family and the women of Corpus Christi, TX.  Armando kept his focus, was eager for the tour to end and considered Turkey an irritating if unavoidable aberration in the cycle of his life.

This, I think, is a photo of Aghia
Sophia, fabled former Byzantine
Church, now a great mosque in
Istanbul, Turkey!  

Following the delights of Turkey, including Turkish friends left behind -- Vahan, Achmet, Hamdi, Nadia, Ishkin and many others -- I reported to McChord Air Force Base in Washington State, a neighbor to the enormous army base, Fort Lewis.  Our circle of friends included enlisted men from four branches of military service -- Army, Air Force, Navy, the Canadian Army, too, thrown in for international flavor.  Upon arrival at McChord, the First Sergeant from the Division to which I was assigned told me the only available barracks space near my new headquarters building was already occupied by a...  he used the "N" word.  He suggested I choose a barracks room in a different part of the base.  Partly, I suppose, due to a a streak of rebellion, partly because I had experienced co-habitation with diverse ethnicities, I told him I'd be happy to room with Shane R., the Black airman about whom he made the offensive reference.

What a dashing figure
he cuts in his (almost)
Full Military (Fatigued)
Regalia (a small, non-
regulation enhance-
ment added!)?!

Shane and I became friends.  I felt myself privileged to meet his family members who lived in the Tacoma, WA area, a number of his friends as well.  It was a revelation.  I came to know bright and talented individuals among Shane's circle who were ignored, overlooked and treated harshly or indifferently because of their color.  Shane's sense of humor, his confidence, optimism and his friendship never wavered.  I often wonder where he is, if he is, and what he's doing now, more than 50 years and many remarkable and life-changing events later.

So many friendships made and forgotten!  Can't possibly do justice...  I'm not sure why this particular subject matter popped up out of the deep recesses of my skull, this flood of "military memory," except perhaps to admit to benefitting from the luck of the draw, to express thanks.  

For me, Military Service was a great teacher, and to my good fortune, I enjoyed experiences from which I could actually learn and benefit.  For me, an irreplaceable moment in time!  Because the driving force of attitudes, beliefs and convictions could easily have turned at the wrong corner, I'm lucky to have gained from it, vs. merely having endured while incubating resentment, building discontent, bigotry and hatred, a fate that befalls too many.  I hasten to emphasize, I know I'm neither special nor superior, merely a fortunate by-product of experience, lucky to have melted in rather than boiled out of the pot, like some gaseous, toxic bubble belched forth to pollute or poison.      

That could be Airman Hackley (second row, second from
right)...  Looks like he's warming up to launch
a crowd murmuring  rebellion (please see para. last)!!   

Interestingly, and not necessarily the sole catalyst, our first "TI" or Training Instructor in the military was a Jew from Brooklyn, NY -- Sergeant Goldman.  He may well have set the tone for many.  Among the first of his pronouncements to new charges, a squadron-full of terrified young enlistees, was this:  "Some will tell you that in military service there's little room for prejudice.  I'm telling you this...  in my 'flight,' in this barracks, among my squads of airmen there is NO room for prejudice or racism.  None!"  That was in 1961.  Extraordinary!  

He may not have realized a legion of converts on the spot, but I know he made a lasting impression on many of us.  I often think of my time in the military, a crucible that helped forge ideas and values that still nourish and sustain.  So many different personalities, from so many different backgrounds and life experiences.  

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Epilogue:   It wasn't all enlightenment and wisdom, of course.  Anyone who ever served in the military no doubt has a similar story!  Lieutenant Peach was our linen supply officer at Goodfellow AFB.  On a rainy Friday he assembled the entire squadon to announce in a voice that could damage the ear drums of humans and dogs alike, "Men, someone's been 'dicking with the system' (his favorite phrase when piqued)!  Alright then," he squeaked on, face glowing crimson, "someone purloined a pillowcase??!!...  My count does not tally!!  We'll stand here all day if necessary until the miscreant confesses!"  

Had it not been for the Captain, we might still be standing at attention listening to the obtuse rantings of Lt. Peach.  Oh, and the brilliance of Airman Hackley who could mimic the murmuring of an angry crowd; it was his talent that probably summoned the Captain to our aid.  And the Peach complaint?  The Case of the Purloined Pillow Cover remains a mystery!  In the end, Lt. Peach was re-assigned to the motor pool in charge of drain-oil disposal and brake pedals.  He was never promoted and died in disgrace, an ancient, oil-stained and squeaky "Second Louie"!  (That last bit might be mere conjecture, part of the legend!)  

Humbly Submitted, May 7, 2015 -- Joel K.