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Friday, July 8, 2022

"The Nomination is the Award!..." (subtitle) The Curse of Ageism, and What Geezers Face when Discarded, Ignored and Diminished by Society!

 

Memoirs of a Geezer

  
Reflections and Observations -- A Bright Passage from the Fantasies of Youth to Illuminations of Advanced Maturity!


This Episode:          "The Nomination is the Award!..." 
                       (subtitle) 
                       The Curse of Ageism, and What Geezers Face
                       when Discarded, Ignored and Diminished by Society!


Can't readily recall where I originally heard the expression, the one used as the main title of this posting.  It seems apt, however, for those who did not have the great honor of rising, somewhat stunned, walking up to the awards presentation stage to be handed the top prize...    but who, nonetheless, were so honored by their peers, one of a just a chosen few...  not blessed with ultimate victory, perhaps, but at least...   nominated, even though steeped in GeezerHood, considered to be out of date, obsolete!

The new book that I was privileged to write and have published is entitled, Making a U-Turn in the Gig Economy.  SweetHeart helped a great deal by contributing excellent topic ideas and editing skill.  Our wonderful granddaughter, Lucy, created all but one of the gorgeous, cartoon-like illustrations.  Younger granddaughter, PhiPhi, drew one picture, and that, too, is featured toward the end of the book's content.

It's somewhat like a serendipitous find while walking in the park, for example, when a large denomination note of currency suddenly and completely unexpectedly appears at your feet.  You stop and pick it up, discovering that it's real.  You stuff it in your pocket, and there it seems to grow, even glow, as if emanating stars and sparkles and bright colors, and you begin to levitate, in a way; you lose yourself in pleasing thoughts of using that find to perfect advantage....

But I digress a bit.  I seem to do that frequently...  The Book...   When SweetHeart and I
discovered a large crack in our "Nest Egg," we knew we had to find new means of generating income.  At a certain advanced age, one finds oneself, sadly, a victim of Ageism and irrelevance.  It matters little how brilliantly you may have performed in your professional life, how many awards and accolades you received along the way.

When we reach a certain age, we become mere labels...   "Seniors," "Elderly," past our prime.  The perception among the young -- to those of us no longer in the bloom of youth -- is like a scar or a poison pen letter or a false accusation or a striped prison tunic with a large number sewn onto its chest position...  A stigma, like a contagious disease, like a toxin.

In spite of brilliant Curricula Vitae (CVs), endless job searches, want ads, internet career sites and too much more, all pursued exhaustedly, we, the "Geezer Set," are rejected, abandoned, ignored and forgotten, like so much detritus cast onto curb sides and rubbish heaps...    So what then? 

We swallow our pride, accept reality and the "career paths" available to us.  In our case, food delivery driving, using our own vehicle on our own schedule.  No base salary, no insurance, no promise of an IRA or a pension or a so-called "golden parachute." 

But then...   like a kind of curative drug, a precious discovery, the great and glorious career has its joyful moments, a kind of re-awakening, and thus we decide to write a book, chronicling our experiences and adventures, the fun and the funny, the enriching and educative moments, the voyage into uncharted seas.  We begin collecting tales, writing down the memories, the rewards and the pains, after five or six years of picking up and delivering food to those who harvest their sustenance from smart phones and the "Applications" loaded into their complex circuitry.  We have something to say, something rare, something relevant and important!

The results, both unexpected and gratifying, can make the joys and the miseries seem almost worthwhile, worth the time and the travel, the mileage, the aging, unbent limbs locked into position in what seems a perpetual motion contrivance, and the costs of fuel and the setbacks and the wasted time and motion that so often come with the territory. 

Again, the unexpected!  We're invited to conduct a class via a university's continuing education program for older adults.  We've been invited to discuss the book before a large and erudite group, a book club, one populated by intelligent and well-read members.  Both events would center on our book, and the gig economy generally.  The former may be cancelled due to low registrations, but it's the nomination that counts, that lingers in memory like a sunlit day at the beach with crusty bread, ripe fruit, cool drinks and sugary treats.  

But then my thoughts return to the potential audience, and whether anyone who lives in
well-to-do neighborhoods has ever had an occasion to be mired of necessity in the gig economy.  There are exceptions, of course.  And, it's summer...  People tend to remove themselves from tedium, travel on holidays to pleasant, sunny and summery environs, and try to recall what it was like to be young and carefree.   Many are buoyed by strong spirits and mugs of cold beer, but like the holiday itself, a kind of phantom, ephemeral, gone like the fading of a dream.

But inside our heads, in our minds' eyes and memory, the things that cannot be removed or erased (save the devastation of dementia, of course), we can savor.   What used to be or perhaps what might have been, and we can lose ourselves in the joy of knowing we were awarded the nomination.  And we'll always have those triumphs, successes, our trophies and our victories.  Those thoughts, those ideas, are locked inside our psychic vaults forever...  or until we're dead!   

(Special Note:    Making a U-Turn in the Gig Economy is available through Amazon.com, as a Kindle, a Hard Cover version and as a Paperback.  One can also purchase the book at a somewhat modest cost directly from the author...   joelkrio@gmail.com...   Thank You!)

[ 2.  The perpetrator dedicates this posting to SweetHeart for her precious and indispensable partnership, support, superb ideas, her editing skills.  In addition, we dedicate this writing to Lucy, without whose gorgeous illustrations, the book would not be the literary and aesthetic jewel that it is!  Readers are welcome to judge for themselves, of course!  "Jewel" may be considered by some to be somewhat hyperbolic!  (But probably not!) ]    



  

          

    






Thursday, August 22, 2019

Nibbles to the Masses... or, Adventures in Food Delivery!

Reflections and Observations -- A Bright Passage from the Fantasies of Youth 
to Illuminations of Advanced Maturity!


This Episode:      Nibbles to the Masses...  or, the Adventures of Food Delivery Professionals!


It began a year ago April.  They are now some 15 months into the process.  For those of us in "robust advancing age," we discover there are diminishing career opportunities for the greying.  Happily, there are organizations that will employ anyone who's breathing, slightly, and can produce necessary credentials, such as a valid driving license, for example!


This is a story about an intrepid couple who, joyously, accepted their fate, and secured employment in the restaurant food collection and delivery profession.  The experience has been suffused with adventure.   And they have learned, along the road, so to speak, a great many new and wonderful lessons about life and the fascinating individuals who populate our urban landscapes!

Some examples...  Delivering a "Bento Box" style meal to an Asian individual, the male component of the delivery duo stated confidently to the recipient:  "Wing Wei Woo?!  Your order sir!"  The man's name was Zhang Kao Ding.  The deliverer meant no disrespect; he merely thought he was uttering the recipient's correct name, trying valiantly to greet his customer with warmth and a kind of wisdom, certain he had the correct name in his memory bank!  The recipient looked confused,  but not the least offended.  He put it down to occidental ignorance!  

The couple delivers a great many food orders to residents in inner-city neighborhoods.  On one memorable occasion, the couple picked up two orders of fine cuisine, one a burger and fries from "Lard Man Lenny's" food truck, the second from a fine Asian restaurant.  The former was packed in a brown bag, dotted with grease splotches, the latter in a pristine white plastic sack.  The couple mixed up the orders, delivering the Asian food to a young couple.  The nice man who was handed the brown bag, immediately telephoned the delivery people, demanding his correct portion of far more expensive food stuffs. 



Undaunted, the intrepid duo, given a total of 15 minutes to correct the delivery error -- the restaurant was closing in those 15 minutes! -- sped crazily back to the restaurant, probably some 15 minutes away from the south side Milwaukee home of the recipient.   They plunked down $35.00 for the replacement food, and sped back to the originally intended recipient.  The trip was worth approximately $25.00 or so (time and mileage plus a generous payment "boost" available that particular evening).  The customer, now appeased by the duo's commitment to delivery excellence, not to mention admission of their error, their culpability, presented them a $10.00 tip!!  Proving, once again, the value of integrity and superior customer service!!

Here's another example...  Honesty is a Golden Policy!  The couple delivered a fine food package to an African-American woman, not greasy fast stuff!  She handed the male deliverer $65.00.  "No, no..." the man protested, "You've already paid for your food on the App (meaning the application on a SmartPhone)!  I can't take that money."  (The man likes to term it an "Ape," amusingly, he thinks!)  

The woman said, "Well then, here's $40.00...  your tip."

"Good gosh," said the man, "That's too much, that's too generous!"  

"I admire and thank you for you honesty," the woman replied.  "Here, you must take this."  She handed him $25.00.  She would brook no further argument.  He thanked her profusely and went on his way, with his wife and partner, of course, to the next summons, the next pickup and delivery!

Over the months of their new career choice, the pair has made many remarkable discoveries.
 Among them, in inner-city neighborhoods, the residents tend to receive their food packages and
generously tip the delivery drivers.  Not always the same in wealthy neighborhoods, where privilege seems to override the need for gratitude and courtesy.  There are of course exceptions.  Additionally, in the inner city, there's a wonderful sense of community.  People sit on their porches with friends, neighbors and family members, chatting amiably, often laughing, sharing both the day's trials and its triumphs.

The two, the "Dynamic Duo" (with apologies to Batperson and BirdBoy, and the people who created various comic books!), do not always earn as much currency as they'd like, even as in the not-too-distant past, but they do tend to make their "nut," or enough to sustain life and limb each working week...  sort of!!   The earnings downturn is due in large measure to the stinginess of the parent conglomerate.  Perhaps the aforementioned will loosen its hold on its coffers as summer surrenders once again to the icy bite of Winter!  


In the meantime, given the rampant ageism that infects our society, the pair feels fortunate to have a means of earning a few shekels, or geld, florins, dinars, pesos, pounds, francs, krones, birrs...  you know, MONEY!!  And they plan to soldier on until they are no longer termed "fiduciary imbeciles," or some such offensive name calling, by the monied set!!  The two plan to continue their quest toward amassing great sums of retirement income!!  Of course, death might well intervene before that happens...   Sigh!!  

p.s.  The "Sigh" is merely an empathetic gesture on behalf of, in support of and in honor of, too, the subjects of this piece!!  Thank You, and may all of your Delivery Take Away orders be fresh...  or Hot, or cold, maybe, if that's how you ordered the stuff??...!   

Please Note:    Other practitioners in the delivery trades are welcome to comment or share their own experiences.  Those who drive and deliver stuff to earn their livings deserve to be heard, not to mention, deserve respect and admiration.  Damn Right!!  











     

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Reflections on Doggies.... And Some Resolutions...!


Memoirs of a Geezer!

Reflections and Observations -- A Bright Passage from the Fantasies of Youth 
to Illuminations of Advanced Maturity!


This Episode:      Reflections on Our Love for Doggies...  and Some New Year 
                                                   Revulsions...    That is, Resolutions!


Sometimes you just have to forgive someone who has reached Geezer Age for absurd mixtures of themes, metaphors and cupcake batter.  I’d like to share some thoughts about our love affair with dogs, or doggies as I prefer (I have grandchildren!).  And I have a few resolutions I’d like to make public, or semi-private if you’ve already stopped reading this nonsense.
  
To begin...
1.)  I will not bludgeon random individuals during nocturnal wanderings!
2.)  I will treat doggies with reverence and respect...  I love doggies!
Don't know what she had against mail
and delivery trucks.  We quite enjoy
receiving packages, and mail too...
or some of it!

During my robust middle age, not quite a geezer but moving in that direction, we inherited a
Nicky was a "CockaPoo."  I often told
people she was a "CockaPeekaYorkie-
BullaSheetzuPoo.  She wasn't, but I
knew one!  (Didn't I??)
dog named Snickers.  We always called her “Nicky.” (I think that’s how we spelled it...  a female spelling should be 
Nickie, I suppose...  she was a female doggie.)  A wondrous creature, she bit our lawyer (never a recommendable thing!), me (when I was jogging dressed in outrageously silly winter weather attire -- striped leg warmers, welder’s goggles, a Russian hat with ear flaps, Packer-monogrammed mittens...), a member of the clergy, tires, trees, infrastructure...  She barked at everything, including insects, large dogs, the UPS man, rodents -- both of the arboreal and sewer-dwelling variety -- inanimate things, reptiles, flying objects...  

Frequently, especially in advanced age, she’d hear noises, real and imaginary (a doorbell?), race
My editors told me to
place an image of a plum
tree here...  for reference!
madly down the stair
case, tumble and slide most of the way, and then bark truculently at a closet door upon reaching the landing. Magnificent animal.  We loved her.  In her final years, she erupted frequently from both major orifices.  We were certain she’d give us one final and massive explosion of emesis and fecal matter.  She didn’t.  Nicky lived 15 years.  She’s buried in Rob and Sue’s orchard, near or under a plum tree.  There’s no marker, but we know where...

3.)  I shall not eat pizza pie more than once each year!  (To be honest, I only eat pizza on December 24th.  It’s a tradition.  So this isn’t really much of a hardship!)
4.)  I resolve to tell my wife, "I Love You!" with greater frequency and sincerity!...  Children and grandchildren too!   
5.)  I shall be kind to all living creatures...  most of the time (excepting rude people and those who mistreat animals, human and otherwise)!
That's our daughter, Alie, with Kody,
and that's also Kody in the inset,
upper left (in front of our house)!

Dakota was next, a large greyhound.  (I was at the time much closer to actual geezerhood...  or there, maybe?!!)  Our daughter, Bethie, decided we needed another canine companion (Alie was away at school, I believe!).  We motored off to the nearby Humane Animal Welfare Society location. We interviewed a number of doggies.  A mostly white creature -- with one enormous and several other black spots -- snuggled in next to Bethie as we three were seated in the interview room.  That was that.  “I’ll take great care of her,” said Bethie.  “I’ll walk and feed her faithfully.”  A week later she was enrolled at UW-M and living in a lower flat on Milwaukee’s east side.  

We took Dakota -- now re-dubbed “Kody” for evermore -- to a doggie training class.  I was trained.  She was not.  The dog had some fine qualities.  She had a way of telegraphing her more elaborate call of nature.  Because of that, we had the time to roll up a plastic, eared shopping sack and place it under her rear quarters, into which and without apparent objection she would deposit her (uh...  How shall I put it?...) deposit!

On one occasion in which we were engaged as described above, a troop of “Itty Bitty” soccer
Seany's looking a bit underwhelmed.
He was much younger then; so is
Kody.  They got along great!  They
were waiting on the porch for mail
and doggie treats respectively, I think!
players and their coach were marching along smartly, sort of parallel to our location.  The coach stopped her tiny team, pointed and announced in gleeful surprise, “Look, girls, that doggie is going potty directly into a sack.  Isn’t that marvelous?!  Isn’t that doggie beautifully trained?!...”  I wanted to say, but didn’t, “See here, you silly soccer-coaching bubblehead, the dog isn’t trained, I’m trained!!”  (But wait! Who was really being a bubblehead...?)


Kody outlived all expectations for greyhound longevity, and died at age 13.  Well before that sad time, however, she had one extravagant adventure up her doggie sweater sleeve.   We were having our sinking front porch re-built with proper concrete footings, etc.  The temporary door was a make-shift affair.  My wife, Sweetheart, and I were embarking upon a walkies (again, grandchildren!) with our niece and her family.  Kody wanted to come along.  She clawed at the door furiously until it opened, raced after us, got to the middle of a busy adjacent street and was hit broadside by a four-door pickup truck.  The driver was in tears as he, and we, gazed upon the panting, badly injured doggie, her stomach area filling with blood and fluid.  A trip to doggie emergency, several "panicked" phone calls from said doggie emergency hospital staff proclaiming Kody
Sweetheart walking Kody.  And that's
grandson, Coen, in the wagon being
pulled or pushed by a relative.
(Everyone seems to be walking
off the page!)

“former doggie” if we didn’t agree to more and more curative measures.  Lots of anxiety and $3000.00 later, she came home.  Sweetheart hand-fed her, Kody, that is, cottage cheese and scrambled eggs until she, Kody, was fully recovered and could nibble her kibbles on her own from a standing position! 

The dog was voracious.  She ate or chewed everything, including tin cans, windowsills, our dinner, sidewalk refuse, fax paper...  I had to contact suppliers and clients to ask them to re-transmit.  "Why?" they’d ask.  I couldn’t bring myself to give them the real answer.  I felt silly, like a kid conjuring a ridiculous scenario to a teacher.  You know...  that classic if inane excuse?!!  A vet suggested, "Try tabasco sauce."  May as well have been honey on toast; she loved fax'es with tabasco!  Kody once ate an entire cheese cake, forcing poor Sweetheart to
Kody actually preferred her Fax
paper with Tabasco!  (Sigh!)
have to bake another, promised for a potluck affair.


6.)  I shall not strangle doggies who eat my favorite dessert!
7.)  I'm not giving up volleyball...  I don't care what anyone says!  Even though my knees and shoulders sound like a chuck-a-luck game! 
8.) I shall resolve to chew my food at least 25 times like my mother said...  or like someone’s mother said!(?) 
9.)  I’m giving up gum, and will encourage my nearest and dearest to do likewise!  [To be truthful, I don’t chew gum.  I dislike gum, and the slurpy, popping noises it makes in my sensitive little ears when others are chewing crazily within just a few inches of my precious earsies!  (Grandchildren, again!) ]  
10.)  I will stop loitering in the incontinence products aisle at Walgreens...  People are beginning to flirt shamelessly...  making lurid remarks!  
11.)  And see here, I'm not giving up coffee!  Tobacco?  Alright...  no more tobacco!!...  or gin! 
12.)  I refuse to give up blogging...  I feel I must, from time to time, record silly, ridiculous thoughts for posterity, and my own amusement, if for no one else's! 
13.  I'll see if Leonard will give me permission to use his name in the mystery story I'm writing...  also the part about being pelted with lemons...!!  
Ruby about to attack her "Kong,"
once it stopped rolling away from her.
The Kong contains peanut butter.
Ruby loves peanut butter!

We no longer have doggies of our own, but we do doggie sit for our daughter’s “Bodie” and for our friends‘ “Ruby” and, previously, for our niece’s “Bella” who, sadly, is no longer with us.

Ruby is a coon hound with a commanding voice, a sort of howling that likely carries to the next county.  On one occasion, we took her walkies in the neighborhood.  Upon hearing a scratching noise emanating from a green refuse container, we reconnoitered and found a raccoon trapped inside the deep, plastic and slippery bin.  We tipped the container to enable the raccoon to escape.  As said bandit-eyed critter ambled across the road, Ruby spied and howled menacingly at squirrels, rabbits, passers-by, an owl, other dogs, shrubbery, cars, a plumber in a truck...  Either she never noticed the raccoon, or perhaps she forgot her specific nomenclature!  (I sometimes forget things, too, of course, and I’m allegedly a sentient being!)

Well, I suppose there’s a point to all this...  isn’t there?  I mean, doggies are extraordinary creatures.  Best friends for life, unconditional love, delightful companions.  We loved and miss our own Nicky and Kody, but we’re privileged to have others in our lives, occasional visitors and house guests, including -- lest we forget to acknowledge him! -- Geo, a gorgeous Bernese Mountain dog who lives with Jeff, and occasionally visits his “grandmom” and our dear friend who lives upstairs, at which time we’re pleased to welcome Geo into our home.  With that, one more...

14.)  Be it resolved that, at our ages and based on past experiences and loss, we likely won’t adopt another doggie for permanent residency, but we’ll always stop to greet those we meet on the street, and we’ll welcome visiting DOGnitaries into our home and into our lives, with great and genuine pleasure! 

(Special Note of Gratitude and Attribution:  The perpetrator of this posting offers special thanks to our children, Alie and Bethie, and dear friends -- the latter including, of course, Rob and Sue, Susie and others -- who have encouraged our knowledge and love of doggies, the canine creatures kingdom in general.  Our lives are enriched as a result of the dogs we've lived with and known.  Thank You!)

Humbly Submitted, 01-26-16 -- Joel K.